Captain Sidewinder: Part V-2 Why 1492?
“On January 23, 1492 the Pentateuch was first printed. Everyone knows that!” exclaimed Stephenson. Realistically few knew what happened in 1492. Stephenson happened to be a devoted follower of Jewish history, which came in handy at this time. The Pentateuch is also known as the Five Books of Moses, one of Judaism’s main religious text. “But how does that help?” Stephenson wondered.
Sidewinder realized that this event in 1492 would be hard to correlate unless you had an in-depth understanding of Adam Weishaupt. Sidewinder made this mistake a lot but partly knew he was doing it, trying to make the moment more exciting than it was. “Weishaupt was a German philosopher and founder of the Order of Illuminati, a secret society with origins in Bavaria,” Sidewinder said. It sounded like something straight off of Wikipedia (maybe because it was), but what came next no one knew, except of course for Captain Sidewinder. “Weishaupt had been forced to practice Judaism by his parents. He hated it so much that he decided to rid the world of religion, which was the reason he established the Order of Illuminati to start his New World Order. If he didn’t have to study Judaism he wouldn’t have turned evil. If we can stop the printing of the Pentateuch we can stop Adam Weishaupt from every having to study Judaism and then he wont ever create the Order of Illuminati and start his New World Order!!!”
Flashing back, Sidewinder was once a childhood friend of Adam Weishaupts. His anger towards studying Judaism eventually separated the two, as Sidewinder never liked to surround himself with negative people.
Stephenson looked at Sidewinder puzzled. “Why don’t we just go to when he was born and kill him.” Sidewinder immediately looked at Stephenson like he was crazy. “That’s exactly what Weishaupt wants us to do!” Another bit of information that Sidewinder forgot to tell Stephenson was that Weishaupt had a steam-powered time machine of his own and was probably waiting for Sidewinder and Stephenson at his birth. Stephenson said passively “Yea, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.” Stephenson hated when Sidewinder didn’t explain himself.
Immediately Sidewinder started running. Stephenson was wondering why they were running, as if they needed more time they should have gone a day earlier on the time machine. Either way he began to sprint after sidewinder. Sidewinder approached the area where the first Pentateuch was printed and could not believe his eyes.
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